My "real" father abandoned the family when I was three. No contact, no child support. He totally blew us off. Last I had heard he was living in the mountains of Panama studying natural cures. A "medicine man."
Well one day my sister Laura sent me this bullshit joke email. You know, the ones everybody deletes because they're not funny. I was bored that day, so I hit the Reply to All button and sent everyone on her mailing list my Portable Party report. Unbeknownst to me, she had already made contact with my father through the Internet and he was on her mailing list. So, he got my idea. Next thing I know my father, who I haven't had any contact with whatsoever since I was three, twenty five years ago, sends me an email. You can take it from here. Pretty interesting stuff. Nothing but the truth.
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