Upper Lake, CA
Saturday May 26, 2007
8:41am I am talking to Lyle. He told to
get a geology book. Wait a minute. What if the Earth has always been here? We
only know things to have starts and finishes. But what if it just hasn't always
been here?
Lyle: "Read your geology book. On the macroscale of the universe the earth has
always been here as you observe, but in terms of this earth, of it's uniqueness,
in terms as its relation to the rest of the universe, this earth has a certain
life that its had, that it will have into the future. We don't know so much
about the future, although we can project. We don't know so much about the past,
although we can look at what's been written in stone to see the records and that
tells us something about it."
But nothing is written in stone. Anything is possible. Well, except for the
past, hehe.
10:22am The new word for terrorist is
amerrorist. It's a more accurate description.
Lyle again: "You know, the best way to save this place is to limit its exposure
to humans and the safest way to do that in the long run, is to get us out of
here and let us own space, where there's lots more room to expand and pollute
and all that stuff. Because we gotta do that, you know. But there's lots more
room out there and less of that out there is going to come here, I mean back to
earth, behind us, because of the physics of the thing. At any rate, by owning
space we can save the planet by getting all industrial processes out of here,
where it's expensive to do, and out there in space where it's fucking free
because the sun shines all day! So, if we wanna make a car, everybody wants to
have a car, well, everybody needs a car, this is earth and we don't want to walk
anymore, so everybody needs a car. But, we need a car that we can live with.
That's what we don't have yet. But, if we made the cars in space and they didn't
have to have the kinds of power that we use to run them now, then we could just
make them up there. Make them in the shape of a space shuttle, and they can just
fall down to earth. It'd rain cars. Fuck, who cares. As long as they could run
in an environmentally neutral way, or as close to that as possible. But the less
of us, the less cars. So we need to all get the fuck out of here.
We have to
trick them into paying for it, though. That's the bottom line. The bottom line
is that we have to trick these "normal" people into paying for this adventure(which is ultimately designed to get rid of them). So we have to pull a
trick on them, and I figured out what trick. I call this The Good, The Bad, and
The Ugly Are Gonna Go, okay. Some of us are going to go just because. Some of us
are going to go just because we deserve to. Some of are just going to go. But
this is what we do. We get them to pass a law that says if you are convicted of
a felony, you are going to a prison colony that we're going to build on the
moon. That's it. If you ever get convicted of a felony of any kind period,
you're going to the moon."
To the moon, Alice!
Lyle: "That's right. To the moon, Alice! Exactly right. Bottom line is that if we
do that the redneck, conservative group will immediately vote for that. Oh yeah,
all felons off to the moon. Oh, hell yeah. We'll build a prison! We'll pay for
that! That's the trick. Because, it's Australia. The moon is Australia. The moon
is The New World. The moon is America, okay. As soon as we ship all the felons
there, they'll take over the place! And do what we did in America, which is
capitalize like a motherfucker, conquer and own it. Pretty soon, their economy,
they can make posters, they can make cards, they can make all the stuff that we
want without polluting the earth. They'll have free energy, the sun, we'll have
to figure out how to deal with that. Bottom line is if we put people there,
whatever the environment is, given our history, once we get there we're going to
own it. I don't care if it's a vaccuum. Whatever kind of rat they've got living
in the corner, it's going to be move-over mammal, a new boy's in town. And we'll
take it over. And them someday, we'll be able to pass a law that says the earth,
in it's entirety, is a park. And may not have any of that shit. It would just be
so obvious that we'd have to preserve this as it is, and remove the biggest
problem, which is us. You know,
I want a condo up there in the sky. Bottom line.
I can't wait until I can have my own condo. Private industry and the government
is all working towards this right now, so I figured out how to pay for my
cemetery in orbit, which would get us up there. Of course we'll be in a
different form at that point, but the cemetery in orbit.
Actually, it's called a
La Grange Point, which is a calculated point of orbital balance between the
earth and the moon such that it's stationary and it will always be there,
because of the orbital relationships involved. So there's certain physical
points in orbit, that if you put something there it's permanent. It will always
be there. It is there. Those are called LaGrange points, I believe. Or the name
of some physicist who calculated where they were, or whatever. Simple Newtonian
physics which they teach seventh graders and nobody seems to understand. Anyway,
if I do the cemetery, it's just a way to make money because people are going to
spend a lot of money to get buried in the ground. And we don't need any more
people buried in the ground, god damnit. The ground is a park. I'm trying to
stop people from getting there. In any form. Including our wheat, and our corn,
and our soybean, all of it. Dead or alive. Except to walk this path and enjoy
the park. Go for a walk. A walkabout. That's what it needs to be preserved for.
For all of us and our descendants. A place that we know is there, but it's
mythical. We don't really go there. We're stuck in the ghetto. Which is on the
moon. Or Mars.
There's only us. Wherever we are. Like when I go to jail I tell the other guys,
"Quit fucking with the guard, that guys gotta do twenty and you'll be out next
week. The guy's gotta come here everyday and have lunch with these guys for
twenty years. That's practically a life sentence. Have mercy. No wonder he's
such an asshole. I would be too." And that always makes everybody laugh.
Including the guards. I own the jail from that moment forward."
Lyle: "Look up Von Neumann's theorem. Umm, paraphrasing and just shooting from
the hip, off the top of the head, bottom line, Von Neumann theorized that if life
evolved anywhere else in the universe at any point in time, that there would be
a period of time while that life achieved a technical state of some sort. Bees,
for instance. Or whatever. But a technical one. Technological, industrial state
such that they would own their environment and the environment of space and be
able to move about and all that stuff. And any society or culture or group that
achieved such state should seek to expand in whatever territory was available to
the limits of their ability to expand. And, they were given the industrial
technological business, administrative structure that were required, and
necessarily-evolved, they would eventually learn to explore space, not by
actually going there, but by sending out robots. And the robots would such that
where they got to where they were going, they would be able to replicate
themselves and send out the next wave. Given the time and the age of the
universe, blah, blah, blah, everything we know if such a culture ever existed at
any time, previous to now, at any point in the universe, they would have already
taken over the entire universe and we would know about it. And since that hasn't
happened, and they're not here, that's proof that we are alone."
That's an assumption. It's not proof.
Lyle: "Well, it's the best proof there is. There is actually no theoretical way
to explain our isolation. None. By every measure the universe should be full of
life and we shouldn't have to look too hard to find it. But, we look and you
know what we see. There's no sound. I think we are alone. We tend to think we
are alone, and the best evidence is we are alone. Actually, I believe that Von
Neumann overlooked one thing. Which is all the evidence that we have. Is absolute
refute of Von Neumann's theorem, which is we are the proof. We are
the
Von Neumann
probes. That's what Von Neumann missed. Was that we are the probes. Life came
here in it's own process, but life has it's way of evolving. We tend to think of
ourselves as the peak of evolution, in many senses. It may be true, but not in
the way we can think of it. It may be true that we are the peak of it because we
are the ones capable of carrying it to the next place. We are the Von Neumann
Probes, dude. We are the bees. We are the workers. The bees are going to go with
us. Everything in evolution says that we're it. No whale is going to build a
rocket and take itself to the moon. No other thing. But we are going to take the
whales to the moon. You can bet on it. We are going to take a whale to the moon.
Because we need whales. We can't be without whales. We can't understand a thing
they say, but we can't be without them, I'll tell you that. We know they're
talking. We're having a hard time listening."
What can you tell me about the Illuminati?
Lyle: "There's nothing that isn't written or talked about. The bottom line is,
they're here. They are people. They look like us. They've always been here. They
have always been here. They live hundreds of thousands of years long. Other life
spans come and go."
Are they shape-shifters?
Lyle: "No! They look just like us. They don't have to hide. They hide in plain
sight. They are not shape-shifters. That is misinformation designed to confuse
the ignorant. They look just like us. They're bad people laying under the
bridge, dude. You wouldn't know they were of the others because they blend in.
We are them. But, there's some of us that live really long. Most of us don't.
That's all. Like I said, they're just right here waiting. They live so long.
They have long memories. I believe they were abandoned here on purpose. Bottom
line is that there is a mythology that we have evidence for that says that they
look like us, fought amongst themselves, they were jealous, fucked each others
brains out, they had kids they shouldn't have, even with us. There's records of
that. But, people want to believe in shape shifters. Read the book.
People who
read the bible read the bible and they don't read what's written there, they
read what they believe. Read and believe. Jesus said, "If you believe, you will
know the truth and the truth shall set you free." That's what he meant. Read the
book and believe it. When god said, "Let there be light," that's what happened.
There's good evidence for that, physical, scientific evidence that one day the
light came on, just like it says in the bible. The only difference is that in
the bible it says god did that. As far as we can tell the universe did that. So
what's the difference between God and The Universe? I can't understand that. In
those days in the bible it said, in Genesis, I think, it says, "In those days
there were giants in the earth and the
Nephilim also, and they came to earth and
visited the daughters of man and had children and the children of those unions
were in days of old men of renown." That's what the book says.
12:19pm I got dropped off at Eddy Lepp's birthday party. I've never been to this entrance. This big green house on top of
this hill. I wonder how I'll get in. There's a twenty dollar cover charge, I
think. Maybe my story will get me in.
12:20pm I just got a ride to Eddy's party
by John. I appreciate it, John. John the Woodpecker.
12:59pm Samer hooked me up with a
cigarette at Eddy's party. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit,
thanks.
1:31pm Not only did Gabriel listen to my
presentation, he gave me a cigarette too. I appreciate it, brother.
3:06pm I'm out here at the party. I'm
talking to Tiege. He just manifested us a cigarette. Welcome Winter Harvest
Anthony Thankful is here too. I'll type that up.
4:11pm I was just standing here on the
back deck holding my webpage up and I ran into Spike, this dude who I talked to
on IRC. He used to voluntarily mirror my site for me. I remember he saw me
spamming it on IRC once and criticized my site, saying it sucked because it
didn't have any ads or anything. He's not mirroring my site anymore, but it's
really cool that I ran into him. What a small world. At least he knows I
am really doing this. I'll show you some
emails.
4:18pm I'm over at Eddy's party and
Jessica hooked me up with a cigarette on the back patio.
5:06pm Kurt hooked me up with a cigarette
at the party. I appreciate it, brother.
6:05pm I'm hanging out telling Randy my
story. He up and volunteered me some cookies. I'm hungry. Thank you so much.
6:34pm Randy also volunteered me a fatty
hash nugget. I appreciate it, bro. Everybody gets credit.
7:05pm Man, I have had such a spectacular
time today. Fuck yeah. This is the exactly the spot I was meant to come to. All
these people. Marijuana everywhere. High Times magazine was even here taking
pictures. I didn't get to tell my story that much, nor have I eaten much either.
I'm hungry. I have had some great presentations. There's lots of beautiful girls
here. I told this fifteen year old kid my story and he's been hanging out with
me all day. His dad is a dude around my age, I think, with dreadlocks and he's
going to let me crash at their place tonight. I told him I lived on an organic
farm in Paonia, Colorado and he told me that's where he was from. That he knew
Wayne from the White Buffalo Farm. I am so digging this adventure I am on. I
cannot wait to type it up.
7:17pm Steve saw my WPTMJ sign and said,
"You want a free ice cream?" Ganja ice cream! He's selling it, but hooked me up
for the cause.
7:20pm What kind of ice cream is this?
Give yourself a plug. Steve: "Alright. We're Nice Creams. Medicated ice cream.
Best Ganja ice cream in the world. We won the cannabis cup in Sacramento. Make
real ice cream with just milk and cream. There's no butter or oil or any fucking
crap. It's all organic.
http://groups.myspace.com/MRNICECREAM
Whoa, there's shrooms in the ice cream. Hell yeah.
marijuananovelty.com
8:05pm I'm just hanging out. I just bummed
a cigarette off of Reverend Steve Scott, here at the Multidenominational Church
of Rastafari. As seen on the sign. He just hooked me up with a cigarette. I
appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.
9:22pm Mi-shi-kae and Daniel hooked me up
with a cigarette. I appreciate it, brother. Don't suppose I could get another
one for my friend? I appreciate it.
9:31pm Dude, I just fuckin' met
Jack Herer. The guy who
wrote The Emperor Wears No
Clothes. Which I need to read already. I
for sure gave him my website. My shit's going to be everywhere pretty soon. I
wonder if I'll get to tell him my story.
1:27am I am having such an awesome time. I
met this girl who I am having some feelings of attraction for. I feel like they
are being reciprocated a bit, or it may just be my wishful thinking. Bobbie
showed up again, and she's a friend of hers. She's beautiful. I wish I knew
where she disappeared to. I'm so tired. I am ready to crash out already. Oh
yeah, I opted not to crash out with my fifteen year old friend, because I had
more experiences to experience at this party. Today was such an awesome day. I
am so glad I ended up here. I can't wait to tell this Eddy guy my story.